Penguin Rap

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, and in Antarctica that means it’s time to break out the Penguin Rap. This avian masterpiece had its debut performance last night on board the ‘Silver Explorer’ – it’s not the usual thing to post on this blog (or anywhere, for that matter), but it is good fun. Especially when full-body penguin onesies are involved. Enjoy!

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Guzzling down fish and lying in the snow,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Shuffling left and right on my big ice floe,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Diving off a berg in a nice neat row,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Countershading makes it harder to get eaten, don’t you know,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Stealing little pebbles so my nest can grow,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
On land the big ‘brown skua’ is my meanest foe,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
The traffic on this highway’s killing me, bro,
I’m a penguin (yeah) I’m a penguin

Hey, ho, I’m a penguin yo,
Is that a killer whale that I see? Oh no!
I’m a penguin (No!) I was a penguin…

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